Science Fiction Haikus v. 1

1.0: Pig Man Moon

Zap Zap Zap Zap Zap
Dirty Pigman on the Moon
Illusions abound

1.1: Space Shwarma

Space shwarma on Mars
Luscious space chick eating it
Combo comes with drink

1.2: Unmasked

Shadow government
Senators really reptiles
You will be unmasked

1.3: Space Giggles

In space hear nothing
You scream but no sound comes out
Fart makes me giggle

1.4: Who?

Sex bomb over Mars
Who let the space dogs in space
Bomb diddy bomb bomb

1.5: Cogito Ergo

Machine built heartless
I think therefore I am alone
Seeks partner with style

1.6: Ode to Bradbury

Time travel dangers:
move a rock, change the future.
goodbye, Pizza Hut.


Breakfast changed my mind
Sausage full of mind control
Murder tastes like eggs


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Online zine of technology + humanity with stories both real and fictional. Celebrating and fearing the inevitable!


  1. too fun!! The Shwarma and the Bradbury ones are my faves, and it’s not cuz I’m hungry for lunch, I swear.

  2. lonely_man

    what did i stumble upon

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