Science Fiction Haikus v. 1

1.0: Pig Man Moon

Zap Zap Zap Zap Zap
Dirty Pigman on the Moon
Illusions abound

1.1: Space Shwarma

Space shwarma on Mars
Luscious space chick eating it
Combo comes with drink

1.2: Unmasked

Shadow government
Senators really reptiles
You will be unmasked

1.3: Space Giggles

In space hear nothing
You scream but no sound comes out
Fart makes me giggle

1.4: Who?

Sex bomb over Mars
Who let the space dogs in space
Bomb diddy bomb bomb

1.5: Cogito Ergo

Machine built heartless
I think therefore I am alone
Seeks partner with style

1.6: Ode to Bradbury

Time travel dangers:
move a rock, change the future.
goodbye, Pizza Hut.

1.7: YUM-K  ULTRA

Breakfast changed my mind
Sausage full of mind control
Murder tastes like eggs

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About Kid-Scissor Hybrid

Online zine of technology + humanity with stories both real and fictional. Celebrating and fearing the inevitable!

2 comments

  1. too fun!! The Shwarma and the Bradbury ones are my faves, and it’s not cuz I’m hungry for lunch, I swear.

  2. lonely_man

    what did i stumble upon

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